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British medicine adverts:
>Never for anything major
>Done in weird claymation/CGI corpo artstyle
"Got a runny nose? A bad schnozzer? Sniffer gone on the frizz? Oh darling, your whiffles are right bad."
>Obligatory animation of someone's sinuses getting cleared out
>Only side effect is drowsiness, still says to seek a medical opinion
>£5 from the local shop
American medicine adverts:
>Always about the most extreme procedures/drugs you can imagine
>Advert begins with 9 disclaimers and a recall warning
>No testimonials, just stock footage of people smiling and walking about in Central Park played at .75x speed
>Celebrity spokesperson walks into frame
"Hey, it's me, Shaq. Y'all got lung cancer?"
>Half the screen is small print saying you have a 50% chance of melting into goo if you take it
>Price is $250,000 per month and your first-born child
