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My dad works as a mechanic and regularly does shit with his work buddies. This greatly influenced my social life, so here's one of the stories I have
>Be 16
>Got my own car after getting my license
>The rich kid starts making fun of me for driving a shitty honda civic
>Mention this to my dad
>He gives me a brilliant idea, tells me how to remove a car's battery
>Tomorrow, lunch period
>Our school had different lunch periods, which made it so a 3rd of the school would go to lunch while everyone was doing class. Another 3rd would go to lunch, the last third would go, yadda yadda baaa baaa
>During lunch period
>Make sure the rich kid doesn't have lunch
>Decide to hatch plan
>Go out to the school parking lot
>Locate his car
>Proceed to start taking shit out of his car's hood
>I don't remember what parts I took out, but I definitely removed the battery
>Hid the battery in my car's trunk
>Wipe grease off of my hands and clothes
>Go back inside
>ffs end of the school day
>Get in my car
>Wait around because I wanted to see how the rich kid reacts
>Rich kid gets in his car but it won't start
>Resist the urge to start laughing my ass off after watching for five minutes
>Go home
>Later heard he had to get his fancy BMW towed and his dad had to drive him
>mfw
