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Everyone is preparing for the B1 in their own way. Some competitors are training diligently every day, studying the daily lineups and focusing on each match. Others who are not entered are sitting and wishing that they were in the B1. And "Juicy" Judy Jankowski is shopping at Toughman Tex's House of Liquor and Sushi.
>"Hey kids, with the B1 coming up I realized I'd better get while the getting was good and stock up for viewing party snacks. So I'm down at Tex's. It's gonna be like a two month or more of action-packed thrill-rides, so I'm buying up a bunch of Tex's Sushi Meals in bulk amounts to keep it in the fridge, so I'll have enough to last me the whole way through. And gotta get several handles of liquor: didja know that Old Buzzard Kentucky Bourbon was ten bucks a handle here? I say 'was' because I'm about to buy 'em out. Gotta take care of number one here, heh. Sorry."
>"But if you wanna hang out, swing on by ol' Judy's and you can join me for sushi and drinks while we watch the B1. Just don't bring your dog with you if he shits everywhere."
>"And then later maybe one of you nerds can help me with my computer. I got one of those older ones from the 80s 'cause they work better, they're built better, and they're easier to use, like everything else. But when I try to get on the Internet for this LonelyFans gimmick, it just gives me this message 'Abort, Retry, Ignore?' over and over. Now look, I had to make that choice pretty much every time I've gotten laid by a man but I don't know what the hell to make of it when a computer's saying it to me. Starting to think that geezer at the garage sale ripped me off. Heh, wonder if his car's got a sunroof."
>"Anyway, I'm pumped as hell for the B1! Make sure to head down to Dia Mond's and place your bets. And, uh, if one of you's down there, ask her if she accepts EBT cards. One of my friends needs to know."
