You may only post in /calm/ if you are calm.
I am calm.
If you are not calm and would like to post in /calm/ be please follow my instructions:
Listen to the sounds of a waterfall crashing over the rocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF2bhR7s3VY>WSssssSSSSsshhhhHHhhhYes very good now breathe in...
...and breathe out.
Congratulations, you are now calm and you may post in /calm/.