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>be me
>masturbate to traps and anime grills
>own three dakimakuras
>have them rigged up with onaholes
>spend like $300 on creating these fuck toys
>lowpoint.bmp
>literally a week after fucking pillows meet grill
>she's like ten years older than me
>get drunk one night with her and kiss
>I go home and she calls me saying she wants the dicking
>pic related
>Wants to do it at my place
>Forget that dakimakuras are fucking autistic and they're jerry-rigged to be fucked
>Apartment is small, shove them in coat closet
>Next day
>She comes over
>"Hi anon. It smells so good in here!"
>Im aspie and bought candles thinking it would be romantic
>It's winter so she's got a heavy jacket on with fur
>Takes her boots off and goes immediately for the fucking closet where my spaghetti is contained
>Sperg out and do nothing
>She opens the closet door and one of the dakis fucking flops out on the floor
>Pic of SAO character with legs spread and naked
>Onahole totally fucking obvious
>She just leaves
>Never gets a hold of me again
Trump 2020, amirite?