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I have a story /bant/, it's about a crazy tranny that came into Lowe's today and tried to steal some stuff to probably fuel his drug addiction
>Be me, in college and working at Lowe's part time
>A tall tranny walks in, literally looks like a man with tiny cone tits and lipstick on. Dude was a black guy and is probably six and a half feet tall at the very least, with a giant Adams apple and was scrawny as fuck
>He looks like he's also on drugs, probably crack or heroin, and is wearing an ugly ass hoodie that can only be described as looking like the skin of some diseased raccoon
>He says in his best feminine voice "Can you tell me where the butane is?"
>This dude was carrying nothing but items with the spider wrap security tags on them
>I point to which isle it's at
>I immediately inform my manager of some weird drug addict with lipstick is walking around and carrying nothing but items with security tags on them
>My manager meets me by the front door
>We're fairly sure that he's not dumb enough to try and get past us since were right there, and there's three of us including the person running the register (plus there's security cameras obviously)
>The dude starts walking towards the register, but then before the cashier even says a word he turns and books it immediately out the door, yelling something incomprehensible
>My manager isn't having any of it, he grabs the dude by the back of his ugly hoodie
>Dude screams "You can't touch me! You can't do that!" and hits my manager with the butane can, dropping all of the expensive items he was holding in his hands
>Runs into the parking lot to his getaway driver and yells "GO NIGGA GO!" before the car speeds away
>He also lost one of his shoes in the chase and now we have the shoe in the store as a souvenir
>Pic unrelated, didn't know what kind of pic to use for a crazy drugged up tranny robbing a Lowe's
