>>15044564>Be me>Married a woman who owns a large dog>Every time we try to have sex the dog bangs on the bedroom door and makes whimpering sounds until we give up>Dog constantly licks itself due to uncureable allergies, the licking is disgusting and loud and makes it impossible to watch TV or focus on anything>Spend housands on medical bills over the years>We give up on sex because it's too difficult with the dog around>Repeatedly bit by the dog because she never trained it >10 years of this>Despite all this, I still love the dog and take care of him >Dog is now 13 years old and in failing health>Wife divorces me and is now talking about putting the dog down>Now she'll get to hook up with guys no problemKill me please. Please end my life.