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>be me
>15, working at a sleepaway summer all-guys camp in bumfuck nowhere mountains
>every week the camp has "dances" between us and local girls camps
>I have -100 confidence
>me and some friends also working there dare each other to ask to dance with some ugly bitches who work at the other camp
>ok
>femoid turns me down
>glad because I don't want to dance
>later in the night see her crying
>think "haha fuck you"
>clean up afterwards, all is normal
>next morning
>cleaning up dining hall after breakfast
>you have no idea how much of a pain these 7 year olds cause by spilling reeses puffs
>fuckers are round and roll away from or go through industrial brooms
>almost done
>my boss says "anon, director of the camp wants to talk to you"
>ohfuck.jpg
>dont know why
>"anon, tell us what you said to the girl last night after she rejected you"
>I said something like "aight whatever" as her friends were trying to pressure her into dancing with me
>I walked away
>"anon, they said that you told the girl to go back to her country"
>Im pissed
>pic related
>seething with rage
>they think this is a sign of guilt
>eventually convince them I'm innocent
And that's how I nearly got fired because of some lying bitch
