>>14924379imagine going to McDonaldas and youa re drunk as fuck ( as I usually am ), and see woman giving birth:
* I pour whisky on my hands*
>"Yes, Im a certified doctor, let me take care of this and everybody just step back">I try to put both of my hands in her coochie>"I can feel it. I can feel his head!", I yell>*pull too hard I break this little black boys neck*>"Sorry amigos, little amigo got intoxicated by the mom's placenta and not taking him out in Time. Lets pray for his little soul">leave and my wife the next day yells at me why I was impersonating a doctor yesterdaySHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
