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>Be me
>grabbing supplies in Costco
>need lunch
>opt for $2.50 hotdog and soda
>sit down to eat
>two fatties sit down at the table next to me
>.jpeg elastic waists and stained shirts
>.jpeg greasy hair
>prattling about their fatherless kids
>literal nonstop verbal diarrhea
>both have poutines
>suddenly cease talking
>both simultaneously dive in like it's a competition
>NEVER SEEN TWO HOGS GO AT WITH SUCH GUSTO
>tfw sit in amazement mixed with digust
>finish their goyfeed clean short of licking the paper container
>go right on prattling where they left like not even interrupted
>can't finish my dog
>can't finish my soda
>can't ever enjoy a Costco treat ever again
Hogs actually saved my health, bros
