I'm slowly becoming a real life Patrick Bateman
Anonymous ID:PYvhxFlf No.7713194 View ViewReport Quoted By:
>Every morning I wake up and have the same routine
>I wear $6,000 jeans
>I pour my coffee into my front pocket which is where I keep 4 of my 16 wallets (the other 12 are in the other pockets. I have 4 wallets in each pocket)
>The coffee I pour into the front pocket is 90% heavy cream, 10% coffee
>After I finish my coffee I strap on my velcro shoes and step into the shower, sitting down, facing left...because standing in the shower is good for your skin and makes you look like a normalcool
>I sit sideways in the shower facing the wall and I shampoo with the other 90% of black coffee I didn't utilize
>I ascend every staircase I encounter in the same way: I climb all the stairs at once to save time
>When I am at work I tip all of my customers and my boss from my front 4 wallets...
>it's the American way
