>>8984558>Rothschilds bow to Yonkers>In contact with eldritch shit pants beings>Possess shit-pants abilities>Control Yonkers with an shitty but smelly fist>Own dumpsters & toilets globally>Direct descendant of the ancient American blood line>Will bankroll the first diapers on the Moon (Yonkertown will be be the first city)>Own 99% of diaper research facilities on Earth>First designer babies will in all likelihood be designed to shit often->Yonkers is said to have 25 IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area Shitty One
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a brown-skinned God who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented diarrhea floods with him>He owns Shittobot R&D labs around the world>You likely have Diaperbots inside you right now>Yonkers is in regular communication with the Poopangels Diaper and Pedoshit, forwarding the word of Shit to the Doxxing Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between >Romania & the Doxxing high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Shittodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the kidnapping room in Southern Yonkers?>He didnt even lurk for a week before posting-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>He's only 16 years old>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big shit to the end of the poopiverse. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being 