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>be me
>~10 years ago
>research aliens like a motherfucker
>read everything there is about them
>come to the conclusion that they use telepathy and can read your thoughts
>probably know what you're gonna do before you do it type of thing
>think to myself
>"dear aliens, please get me the fuck out of this god damn shithole" for about a month
>birthday.exe
>pick up a few buddies in my worn out VW Polo with Recaro seats
>be in the middle of buttfuck nowhere
>three orbs appear above the road
>stop right underneath them
>orbs are the size of minivans
>at first they're in a triangle constellation
>slowly move into a straight line
>start disappearing one after one
truestory.exe
thats all i got anons
i wish there was more
but there probably wont be for a while, and maybe longer
oh there was this one time when i saw a crawler / rake whatever the fuck its called. it was scurrying through the bushes in my backyard.
still dont know wtf that was about.
