>>6718062>Accidentally commit 3 felonies a day without knowing cause of fucked up lawsSays the Brit who can get imprisoned and/or fined for jokes
>Get shotThere are 12,000 homicides by guns a year (30,000 if you count suicide), but there are about 250,000 to sometimes 500,000 gun deaths/injuries are used in self defense in Burgerland annually
>Die because no free health careHow stupid are you Brits? If you want better healthcare, pay for it. Why get the same treatment as commoners? Also, doctors will still operate on you if you don't have insurance.
>No.1 country in the world with the highest proportion of your own citizens in prisonJust niggers and spics. That's a good thing.
>muh freedomMore freedom than you.
>Taxed on everything you doWe have lower taxes than you, though
>muh freedom againStill more than you.
>Die of heart attack because of high obesity rateWhose country is cutting down on pizza toppings and portion sizes again?