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>Hello, WWA Galaxy, surprised to see me here at one of God's many abandoned properties?
>I'm sure you're all saying to yourselves, 'Masala, what business could you possibly have at a church? Come to pray for victory in your upcoming title bout?'
>Well that's incredibly rude, thinking I of all people would ever need to appeal to a higher power
>I AM the higher power
>Men, gods, primordial terrors from the darkest corners of the universe, they all exist to grovel at my perfect feet
>No, I'm here to teach Ava Mortis a lesson in appreciation
>It occurs to me, Ava, that there things in your possession that you should really value more
>Of course I refer to nothing so trivial as a loving family, or health, or even the adoration of the ignorant masses, no, I'm referring to the Super Duper Multiversal title
>I think you'll come to appreciate it much more when it's wrapped around my waist and forever beyond your grasp
>So what does that have to do with Spaghetti Town's oldest documented house of worship?
>I'm going to burn it to the ground
>That's something you've always wanted to do, right Ava? Don't you black metal types get off on that sort of thing?
>Should've done it when you had the opportunity, now the honour belongs to me
>H-Here I go...
Masala does her best to set the stone church alight, but only succeeds in burning her veil and a few old flyers left over from a bake sale held last summer.
