Quoted By:
Me: "Hey mom! Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty linked up. Need it or keep it?"
Mom: "What?"
Me: "BuckemBreakem and Pooh Shiesty linked up, need it or keep it?"
Mom: "Keep what?"
Me:" Do you feel in charge?"
Dad: "Are you doing another one of those stupid may-mays again?"
Me: "Sneed it or keep it?"
Dad: "What the fuck is wrong with you! Why can't you just talk normally?"
Mom: "Anon, we are seriously worried about you, is there anything you want to talk about?"
Me: "You can keep it, Spottemgottem and Pooh Shiesty linked up, formerly not linked up, and I need it."
Dad: (leaves the room shaking his head)
Mom: (sobbing quietly)
Me: "The joke is that is used to be called Chuck's fuck and suck."
