Today my friends, we make history...
Y'all know that cute little story of how some guy declared the sandy land between Sudan and Egypt just to call his daughter a princess? Well fuck that! We will claim that land (Bir Tawil) as our own: And this is how we'll do it.
We need a small team of brave pioneers to go into the middle of that damn desert, and rip out that gay-ass blue flag he planted and burn it on camera. We will then place the flag of Kekistan in it's place. This sounds like a fucking joke, right? Well I'm not joking. I legit want to establish the Republic of Kekistan as an actual country.
I Have created the constitution of Kekistan (
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebnXE7o__biANfc0PEEUEYhITB2kb95rcrlVTxzMJv4/edit?usp=sharing ). All that is left to do is to claim that land.
As a summary of the Constitution, the Republic of Kekistan has one supreme leader who is voted every year. This person can add, change, and edit the amendments of Kekistan. Popular sovereignty will be a major element in this country. Business, Commerce and Trade will have no limits or boundries in this country. If we do this, It's a guarantee that the patch of sand they call "Bir Tawil" will turn into a massive, booming mega-city that would probably resemble something like the city they show in the Blade Runner movies.