>>8523812I fucked a midget once. She told me she could give me the ability to read the future in the clouds.
She lied. But her pussy did taste like candy corn so I guess that was supernatural or something.
I did learn that a glass coffee table makes a great sex tool with midgets because they can stand on the table sides, squat and shit out diarrhea right over your face and you won't get any on you.
