>>4332275Already covered, nasty-assed idiot.
Wet wipes are a pale imitation. I hope you like having a chapped asshole from wiping a mixture of Jew chemicals and your own shit all over your ass. People who compare wet wipes to bidets have obviously never used a bidet.
Also, there are standard toilet bidets that require no additional electricity or hookup other than the water line already going into your toilet. See pic related, 35$ and it can be installed with only a goddamn screwdriver.
What's your next failed excuse, you nasty-assed mongrel?
>>4332276Because you didn't bidet.
>>4332277Woke.