The Beatles - A Day In The Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSGHER4BWMEI read the news today, oh boy
About a troon who died of climate change
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw his instagram
He blew his heart up with a vax
He didn't notice that the science had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he had been a janitor
I saw a film today, oh boy
A Jewish comedian had just won the polls
A crowd of people cheered him on
But I was not surprised
I checked his early life
I'd love to call you out
Woke up, fell out of bed
Put a wig on my bald head
Found my way downstairs and took my pills
Then I looked down, I needed to dilate
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a stroke
And somebody spoke and said “it is working!”
I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Sao Paulo, Brazil
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fake a higher death toll
I'd love to call you out
