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>woman starts making eggs with bacon
>starts watching some tv drama halfway
>egg gets burnt
>starts over
>starts texting on her phone halfway
>egg is burnt again
>finally after an hour produces a plate of food
>the yolk is hard as nails, the whole thing is dripping from dirty oil
fucking women suck so bad at everything, if I want to get something done right the only choice is doing it myself
