>>22251723>driving to gym in my four door because anything bigger is wasteful>Sunday morning, roads empty>at some point start getting tailgated by mallcrawler>six lane road, he could easily pass but doesn't>wonder if it's an unmarked cop or something>eventually pull into gym parking lot>he follows>he parks elsewhere in the lot>exit my car and see who emerges from the copemobile>it's the fucking 40 something starting strength manlet with thinning hair who can barely bench 1pl8>he doesn't dare look in my direction once we're both out of our vehiclesPathetic
And yes it was a black Dodge ram thank you for asking
