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>be me
>4 years old,in kindergarten
>our kindergarten was fucking bangin'
>had a massive box of legos,train set,nice food,etc
>at that time,i was sitting in the corner of the room making a tower out of legos
>that tower was twice as tall as i was back then,(a little shorter than my height today)
>the thing was like the twin towers,massive,tall
>but just like the twin towers,it came crashing down very soon
>a kid in that kindergarten,let's call him Fred,was a massive jerk
>he tried to ruin everyone's day by insulting them
>he once almost knocked me out by punching me (that's another story tho)
>he came up to me,and what did the little fucker do?
>he pushed the tower
>and so,the majestic legotopolis fell and shattered
>i stared at him for a while,then came a furious storm
>rage.png
>punch Fred as hard as my little 4 year old hands could
>KO.jpg
>he fell down on the ground,with blood pouring out of his nose like a fucking faucet,and Fred started crying
>"im gonna tell the teacher!"
>ohshitohshitohshit.jpg
>he goes outside to tell
>my 4 year old mind is racing to find a way to avoid time-out
>then,an idea hits me
>genius.gif
>i decide to hide under this massive fucking table (i don't remember why we had it)
>hide
>teacher strolls in with Fred
>they can't find me
>holy shit how
>stay there for about 10 minutes,they finally give up
>the bell rings,dad picks me up
>"how was your day?
>"pretty good"
>hear ambulance sirens on my way home
>turns out i broke Fred's nose
>mfw i broke a kids nose over legos
>mfw they didnt do anything to me cause i was young as fuck
>mfw i got away with this
>mfw
