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Let me tell you a story /bant/, Its short, kinda funny, and kinda sad
>One of my former friends likes some girl who is 3/10 at best
>He's a retard who will stick his dick in anything
>We constantly make fun of his dumbass comments and how he never stops talking about this girl he likes
>One day, me and my buddy are hanging out
>Before we break into playing Halo like we usually do, he tells me about something that happened
>My friend tells me that the retard sent a dick pic to the girl he likes
>Totally out of the blue
>Girl didn't even ask for the pic
>Sent the pic with the message "Is it long?"
>lostmysides.jpg
>He apparently turned himself in after the fact because he felt bad
>We called the girl later in the night to get more details
>Found out the cops never charged him because he's a fucking retard
>Still talk shit about him and his fucking retard antics to this day
There are a couple more stories i could tell about this guy. My other friends and I are no longer friends with this retard because he called the cops on my best friend one day for blocking the retard on xbox, but thats a story for another day.
