>>2462602They live into the triple digits (immortal)
They have the oldest nation on earth (Elves were before men)
They fought alongside the white men of the west (Germany WW2), even the awkward handshake hug is exactly how formal japanese samurai and white barbarian warriors embrace before fighting together and hordes of shitskins manipulated by an all seeing jew eye in the middle eartheast
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51BE_zrpyoUThey're arguably the fairest(clean and low crime) beings on earth like the Japs
Metaphors that last throughout history change to fit the modern time
LOTR is timeless because it tell the truth
Watch this and tell me it's not more realistic history than WE WUZ FLYING PYRAMIDS FROM AFRICA YO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjJvOm94W5UThe Japs even help forge the fellowship(/EWO/ Pizzagate/TrueDeKEKtive) that destroys the 1 pedoring to rule them all just like elrond and the rivendell elves did
4chan is Rivindell, too far and protected in the forests of Japan for the censors to touch. Elrond is Hiro who helped us form the fellowship
Trump is aragorn and the return of the king
WW3 will be the big battles of the war of the third age that takes place like a global civil war
Unless the fellowship stops it first