>>13299457You should only consume top shelf bourbon or whiskey, and in moderation.
Should be enjoyed with an expensive cigar.
Never drink beer, lager, or other faggot shit unless it's Guinness or stronger.
Never drink around women. Never be around women who are drinking.
Mid shelf booze is acceptable based on income level, but always sacrifice to pay for top shelf versus anything else. You'll savor it, and learn appreciation versus just getting fucked up, rez style.
Never talk politics or religion while drinking.