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Red. Your girl is romantic, she will come home to cook for you, knows spanish and loves making you happy.
Yellow. Be cautious with her. She is Chinese and loves to spend your money. She is a solid 8 however and doesn't mind it if you're broke.
Green. This girl is an Irish beauty with fine long red hair. She will make you eat potatoes every day or withhold sex. The more potatoes you eat the better the sex. Your third child will have ass freckles.
Tan. Congratulations you meet an Indian curry stall owner who loves curry. She is kind, humble and slender. She will make you a better person.
Black. This creature is a succubus. She will drain the life out of you until you become her man servant. Only stout masochists will love her.
Grey. The girl can't help it. A solid 10, beware other men. She is innocent, has grey eyes but I stills jealousy in all other men. Be prepared to lose all your male friends. That's okay though, she is wonderful to talk to.
Pink. This girl is gaga over you. She is a cute clingy woman and won't let ten minutes go by without texting you. The longer you ignore her the more she loves you forever.
Purple. Congratulations, this woman is crazy. She is manic all day, bipolar too. She dresses up as animals for a living at parties. The sex is great but be warned that you will have a kid with her and it's 50/50 on crazy genes.
Blue. This liberal woman is a solid eight and loves threesomes. She is loyal as long as you join her and her friends, otherwise get ready to be a cuck. You will have a kid with her.
White. This girl is an orphan you will meet and later date. She is graciously kind hearted and loves you. Imagine snow white.
Orange. This girl is from Brooklyn and has a short fuse. She will be mad all day unless you tickle her. She is only 4"7' tall. Remember to never yell at her or she will cry. Or conversely remember to yell at her to make her cry.
Brown. It's a trap. A good looking trap, but a trap nonetheless.
