>>19222429Sounds fucking awesome dude. I've got two distant uncles (my dad's step brothers) who are truckers, proper old school type dudes who live out in a rural area. My greatest dream is to do a countrywide trip in an 18-wheeler. Shit's getting so dangerous out here now, less and less white drivers these days. Hijackings and theft (even while still moving) is making it almost impossible what with insurance and all. So I kind of lied to you about "my story" but I wanted to tell you anyhows... Just go along with it and feel free to add your own twists to it.
>Be me, >Be trucking up SA to the Namib border>I'm carrying all these bowling balls in the trailer.>Road is quiet, empty as far as the eye can see, this deserted plain of sand and dust>All of a sudden I see two kind of figures>It's two niggers with a bicycle hitch-hiking>I see the bicycle's tyre has got a puncture...>I feel sorry for them so I tell them I'll give them a ride to the border but they've got to sit in the trailer.>They climb in at the back along with the bicycle.>I get to the border>Border guard asks to inspect the trailer>NoProblem.exe>All of a sudden I overhear him.wav>HE'S LOSING HIS SHIT!>Bravo 2-6 Command to HQ... I've just caught a truck transporting nigger eggs... two have already hatched and they've already stolen a bicycle!!!ba-dump-tss...
