>>6323901>My friends and I mostly dick off and play card gamesWhat's your poison Magic the Gathering? Pokemon? Force of Will? I've got a buddy up in Layton I might send your way to play with you guys. He's got a bunch of decks from different games and is all around just a good guy....well you know for the only black guy in Utah.
> I don't have my own placeYou living with your parents or you roomied up with some friends?
>24 is too young to be married>tfw 26 and marriedHahahaha.....ha.....ha.......yeah.....
>>6323928>I had a teacher who told me he saw a lot of dead dog with explosive insideYup super common. I'd never seen it myself but my EOD use to tell me horror stories of raiding manufacturing facilities to find human bodies packed with C4 that they stitched up. Evidently they just dump them somewhere and wait for the soldiers to come along to check them. The vietkong use to do something similar by cutting out a whole in a GI's skull, putting a grenade in it and wiring it to his helmet. That way when they came to move the helmet it would blow them all up. Shit's fucked man.
>What happened after?What after I tackled the kid? The convoy halted and pointed 6 rifles and the turret at my back waiting for the explosion. Once we realized he wasn't wired I motioned for our translator and picked the kid up. I yelled my head off at him but only speak enough arabic to tell people to stop and don't move so he didn't understand me. He just looked at me with tears in his eyes face covered in filth with this terrified look like I was going to shoot him. Every time I knife handed him he would flinch up real bad like I was going to shoot him so I grabbed him by the collar and patted him down. I didn't find anything on him not like I was expecting to but the poor kid didn't even have shoes. Hell he barely had pants and a shirt. So I gave the all clear sign and sat him down in the Humvee to calm him down. Gave him a wild cherry capri sun and a chicken sandwich. Cont.
