>>55696That sorta reminds me of a joke I once heard
>A group of jocks are bullying this one nerd>One of the jocks says to the nerd "You're such a loser! I bet I've fucked 5 times as many girls as you have!">and the nerd replies "Joke's on you! Five times zero is still zero!"which in turn reminded me of another joke
>A suburban mother is cleaning out her nerdy son's bedroom, and finds an unopened carton of cigarettes in his sock drawer>Concerned, she takes her son aside and interrogates him about them>Her son says "Chill out mom, I only smoke after sex">The mother, confused says "But this carton is full, you haven't smoked a single one">and her son says "I know." 