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>Hello my WWArriors of Love and Justice! My name is Kanako Leichenburg!
Kanako swings her arm and places a peace sign sideways between her exposed eye, taking a dramatic pose.
>I have a big announcement! Per Spaghetti Dog, THIS warrior of LOVE and JUSTICE is entering the tag division with a mystery partner! Now I don't know why, and I don't know who, but I will never quit trying for all my fans out there! Or any future fans! Or fans that may not have been able to be fans of me because they stopped watching wrestling! Or uh, fans that may not like me now but maybe they'll appreciate my enthusiasm later! Anyway!
Kanako dropped her pose to wave with both hands at the camera with a big smile. Then she pointed at the camera with her legs spread wide and her other fist clenched.
>OPEN CHALLENGE! Any tag team in the WWA versus me and Ni-MY MYSTERY partner! I have absolutely NO idea who it could be but I bet she will fight for FRIENDSHIP and ORDER just like I do! TOTALLY RANDOM! No one will excpect it! See you soon!
Kanako blows a kiss to the camera with both hands before skipping off camera. She keeps skipping for a while, looking behind her to see if anyone followed her. She then taps her ear twice.
>That was you, wasn't it Prophet?
"Duh." Prophet types for a second before lighting up a cigarette. "You better fucking appreciate it, pulling those strings was harder than I thought it'd be. Why the fuck am I negotiating with a dog? Anyway Raven, we need Nika at least for a bit. She's hiding shit. Dig it up Raven."
>Hey I don't think she's all ba-
Kanako started to reply before a dull static rang out in her ear.
>Hmph. Jerk, hanging up on me...
