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>Be me
>Be miserable Yellow press
>After my Monocle cleaning, I head to school
>Hate it there, only reason I go is because of this one girl, she is a Late night Queen
>See her standing around the Morning Leader
>it's the typical morning Leader: Thoughtful,observant and a good business man
>Get all my courage together and go to her
>"H-hello M'lady"
>She looks at me with disgust
>Morning Leader laughs
>"You really think she would go out with a yellow press like you? You are thoughtless and credulous, I bet you even are a lover of untrue sensationalism"
>He's right about everything
>"N-no Iam n-not!!"
>Tears start to build up while I run away from them
>hear them laughing in the background
>go home
>be depressed
>want to die
>mfw
God who else hates being /yellowpress/ here?
I hate myself, my stupid monocles and everything else.
