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>>The Lord God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him."
>Genesis 2:18
>>a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.
>Genesis 2:24
>>...And anyone who marries a divorced woman also commits adultery.
>Matthew 5:32
>Sleeping with a woman biblically makes her your wife, but if you, who aren't first lover, sleep with her, you're committing adultery (the only exception if the woman is a widow).
>There are no virgin girls passed that age of 13 and the vast, vast, vast majority of them engage in causal sex after 18 (even "christian" and non-western girls), which means if you want a relationship (which your deity forced you to desire), you're going to have to commit adultery and you'll go to hell for it.
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>Your God has condemned you, Christian boys, and there's nothing you can do about it.