>>17227613As the legend says, there were two brothers: Romulus and Remus. But throughout history, people have forgotten the third brother: Romanius.
Romulus and Remus got fed by the female wolf, but they didn't leave space for Romanius. Romanius was hungry, so he found a male wolf and started to suck on its cock. That's where the name "Dako-Roman" comes from (Dako means cue, which refers to penis). After Romulus killed Remus, Romanius went to Wallachia to escape death. There he met a wagon of gypsies. He joined their family and became their leader. His great great descendants, known as Romanians, carry on in this ancient tradition by culturally enriching it with their own gypsy lineage (far relatives of Hindus who partake greatly in fecal activities). They feed local pigs corn and suck the brown liquid from the anus as a nutritious and hydrating snack. Colloquially this refreshing beverage has come to be known as "Chocolate Milk".
>Source: Gesta Romanium 