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"Oh, I'm American, I'm so great!"
>Bumper stickers!
>Wearing too big clothes, even if I'm fat or skinny!
>Oh, Kiss cam, maybe I can kiss my sister at the tonights game!
>So much history… You know the Civil war!
>Throwing an egg with my kid in the garden, so fun!
>Big bathrooms!
>1 week vacation!
>Take away dinner from McDonalds with muh' mobility scooter, so handy!
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
How did people end up like this?