>>17607002So a giant man is holding a plaster model in front of my telescope and I just miss him every time?
>schizo>>17607004Have I told you about Stationary Car Theory?
>be in car>car at 70 mph>hold phone above cup holder>drop phone>phone lands in cup holder>not in back seatI did nothing to compensate for the car moving at 70mph. I did not throw the phone to counter the speed of the car. Yet my back seat did not slam into the phone. Ergo, car's do not move.
Stationary Cary Theory proves that satanic globalist elites are lying to us about our cars. Our cars do not move. The windows are holographic projectors. They just make us think we're moving so that the elites can sell us gasoline and more cars.
