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it was actually a girl and i was 15
we were dating and i asked mum if she wanted to be a grandparent or not already and if she'd help me get condoms. that joke did not land very well at all
anyway i started thinking i was gay around that exact time. it was funny though i kept sticking my finger up her ass asking how it felt and she told me to stick it up my own and find out. true story. oh well