*Ahem*
*Our House by Madness starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCs4adCyw3oJanny sits home in his chair
fat and sweaty body bare
his bitter cat gives hateful glare
from his eyes there falls a tear
he deletes the shitpost once again
bane and sneed sings this refrain
Chorus:
Janny cleans
up our shitposts from the screen
Janny cleans
up our shitposts from the screen
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janny stumbles to the loo
gash is aching smells like poo
the floor is stained with his goo
but that's what happens when you troon
he really thought he'd get a poon
he should've been less of a goon
Chorus
Janny cries and ties
the rope to the beam
he's a useless meme
his existance is obscene
he steps up to put his neck in the snare
does he dare?
but alas the chair is to weak
now he has to stay
wishes he'd get more pay