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>Playing EU4
>having a chill Kutai -> Malay game
>Decide I wanna keep foreigners out of Malaya and East Asia early
>Colonize the Indian Ocean islands, nice and easy
>See Ottoman ships next to Madagascar
>ah shit
>Turks too explo ideas
>next thing I know
>Turks colonizing a little island by Pasai
>FUCK
>All my efforts to keep foreigners the fuck out of Malaya failed
>ragequit the game
FUCK YOU PARADOX TURKSHITS SHOULDN'T COLONIZE LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GO FUCK YOURSELVES RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
