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I lost my last girlfriend to some fucking dolphin. I've never recovered. He didn't treat her right and now she's begging for me to come back, but I can't. Not now. Not after she's been with a dolphin. I told her, once you go porpoise, we don't want you back. She complained that it didn't rhyme, and I slapped her and told her to go back to her podmates at Sea World.