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I have a re-occurring one that I've had since I was 14
>Be an evil king or something
>Lackeys come in dragging a pretty girl who is resisting
>They leave her there and she demands to be let go
>Tell her I'm going to kiss her
>She's shocked, tells me we're not even married
>Crack a grin as I feel the surge of a plan coming together x1000
>not even sure what the plan is but it's all working and it's turning me on
>Laugh maniacally, boner grows more powerful
>Tell her that can be fixed
>All resistance is replaced with panic as she realizes she has to kiss me now
>She closes her eyes, I drag her in and
>Wake up, have to change my bed sheets
Why can't dream about fucking ass or something like everyone else?
I don't even get to kiss her
