>>6235705The COBRA people have been expecting something like this for a few years now.
The TL:DR is that our planet it occupied and controlled by a HOSTILE alien force who are holding us hostage with things similar to nuclear bombs located all across the planet. The whole solar system is completely surrounded by a superior alien force that is the enemy of our hidden masters. They have been deactivating these hidden WMDS for DECADES and when they are (mostly) gone they will invade and remove the hostile aliens. After that, they will set up embassies and then mostly fuck off.
