>>3720829AAAAAAAAAH WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF!
Since I was 15 I've convinced myself that there are two creatures that can kill me. One lives under my bed and we have a mutual agreement that if I touch the carpet in my room twice when the the light is off then he can eat me. This means that whenever I have to leave/enter the room I need to use one foot only.
There's also a creature who visits everyone's house to check if their feet are under the covers. If they're not then he can eat them but only if he can see them which is why I keep my blinds closed to annoy him.
