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Islam's paradise is straight-up peak reward system
Rivers of milk and honey, endless feasts that never make you fat, silk beds, and 72 perfect houris custom-made for maximum pleasure(eternally young), tight, eager, and always ready to go again. No aging, no boredom, no performance anxiety, just infinite stamina and ecstasy for the faithful.
But Christianity? Eternal church service on fluffy clouds, no sex, no booze, just staring at God's face forever like some awkward family reunion. Islam actually delivers the upgrade for a good life; Christianity sells you suffering now for vague spiritual joy later.
No contest.
