>>13563478Imagine how much of a bitch this guy's mom is.
>WHY YOU NO DOCTOR YET? YOU LAZY BOY, NO GOOD MORE LIKE USELESS GIRL"Mom, I have my military graduation ceremony tomorrow"
>BIG DEAL, COME BACK WHEN YOU ARE FOUR STAR GENERAL. LAZY BOY WE NO HIT YOU HARD ENOUGH"Mom, I'm at the Cape Canaveral launch pad preparing to go into space"
>LAZY BOY YOU NEED STUDY MORE