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>be me
>sitting in high school
>a week ago, a bunch of transfers from Japan came to stay at the school,
>at least 12 Japanese kids and 2 Thai
>me and emo kid eventually become friends
>turns out emo kid has low-functioning autism and depression
>a week later
>emo kid warns me that he's gonna start a school shooting
>ofug.jpg
>tried to fake sickness but mom sends me anyway
>emo kid barges in with a beretta and screams abuse at everyone
>before he can shoot anyone else one of the jap kids puts on a Genji mask
>he proceeds to stand up and shouts in weeb language
>fucker means business
>emo kid shoots him in the chest
>he pulls out grorious folded-a-thousand-times stick and deflects it
>the rest of the asians start pulling out a bunch of weeb weapons
>sais, katanas, dadaos, shurikens, spears, you name it
>one kid even gets out a tangeshima musket
>shit gets real
>Suddenly this Jap kid raises his sword
>"TENNOHAIKA BANZAI"
>He fires upon the room, 2 more kids and 1 Jap dead
>Jap throws a kunai and it fucks up the slide on his gun
>He runs for his life
>After a while, kid gets cornered in the hallway
>He's swiped at with all the ninja weps
>Gets sweep-kicked to the floor by a Jap
>Leader picks him up
>For some reason all the other nips are fucking off
>he pulls out a type 97 grenade
>"RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE"
>shitjustgotreal.wav
>we all run as he pulls the pin
>section of the school is blown up
>teacher thinks that it was ISIS
>suddenly one of the Japs grabs his iPhone
>plugs it into speakers
>it's a message from Shinzō motherfuckin' Abe himself
>he tells us that the nips will stand no more to our ways
>he says we're speaking of them as inferior to us, using anime as an excuse to even acknowledge their existence
>I get a note from my phone
>shinzo smiles
>it's on my facebook feed
>"Japan Declares War on the USA"
>mfw
