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>be romans
>live in foot shaped country
>have women walk around in sandals and barefoot, in hot, sweaty, smelly mediterranean climate
>conquer cute pale germanic and celtic girls then force them to be like romans and also go barefoot
>legions high on girl foot smell beat everyone that don't enjoy smelly girl feet
>all of civilization in the last 3000 years is ultimately founded on foot fetish