>>9179616>>9179620hey hey, that's not such a bad idea. Well, technically it's a dumb idea since you don't have hair, but the concept is good. You're the mayor, after all, you can probably get away with a bunch of stuff other people wouldn't. Look cool striding through town, then teach that stupid Romanian who's created so much stressful paperwork for you with his retarded antics a lesson he won't forget.
But what can you do to look cool?