>>20983513>>doesn't know why Stacy at work wont let him fuckMost of /smg/ is over 25, all of this is pointless anyway. Why would you want to fuck the HR lady, the whole point is to have parents who put you on a team sport team when you're 5 so you're well socialized instead of jerking it to anime, and are a fit boy in highschool with a strong back (which causes you to appear taller than you are) and fuck that one girl.