>>1400887Naw mate. Let me tell you a story of one of my drunk escapades.
>one day at work>go into lidl next door to get my lunch>see a bottle of apple jack daniels>its friday>after work I decide to get a bottle>get home, open the bottle and drink>finish the whole bottle and text stupid shit to my crush>blackout>wake up and find the empty jack bottle on my counter>wait a minute>see an open rum bottle next to the jack bottle>i didnt have any rum at home, wtf>realize I must've gone to the store piss drunk to get more>avoided the store for three weeks because I was afraid 